HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM



What does it mean?
I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is wrinkles don't hurt.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

A person has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.

Age only matters if your cheese.
At our age, "getting a little action" means we don't need to take a laxative.

By the time we are wise enough to watch our step, we are to old to go anywhere.

Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news: the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

Forget the health food. We need all the preservatives we can get.

Growing older is manditory. Acting old is optional.

It is hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

Older age is having a choise of two temptations, and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.

Older age is when it take longer to rest than to get tired.

Older age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work.
Older age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

The cardiologists' diet: If it taste good, spit it out.

The golden years: When actions creak louder than words.

There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory, the other two escape me right now.
When did wild oats turn into prunes and all-bran?

You know your getting older when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.

You're getting older when getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

You're getting older when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
You're getting older when you wake up with that "morning after" feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.

You're getting older when you're sitting in the rocker and you can't get it started.

You're getting older when your spouse gives up sex for Lent, and you don't realize it till the 4th of July.
I LOVE YOU
Mike