Ratt's Place
Life in the Old Days was pretty grim . . .
Duct taped to that idiot Matt M's helmet.
But then I got wise . . .
Staging my own abduction.

To learn more, see:
And now I'm living the life of the
international paddle-ratt . . .
Blasting my favorite holes ( click here to view my latest vid -- about 1 MB),
Catching the occasional flick (you wanna get in on the openings, you gotta hang with the Ratt),
Hanging with the babes (not so easy when I was stuck to Matt, what with those restraining orders and all).

Here I am with the star of the soon-to-be-released hit PSA "Protecting Your Toddler From Lead Poisoning:"
Guess where I spent the last two weeks
of May 1999 and the first two of June?
Splatwheeling . . .
Admiring the view (ever seen this eddy caught?) . . .
And quaffing the local brew.
Favourite Links

rec.boats.paddle
Paddlers of all ilks hang out here


BoaterTalk
Whitewater / freestyle oriented message board


Angst message board
Where squirt boaters come to get deep online


Riot message board
OK, OK, so what if the age of the average poster to this board is 13? I'm only one and a half and I'm pretty cool, aren't I?

Email me on:
the_ratt@my-dejanews.com

I plan to continue my travels around the world. If you should take any good pictures of me, use this address to let me know how to get copies to post to my page!

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