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This is CM's
Bart Simpson
WebPage
Age: 10
Part in the Family : Devious, Naughty, rude, underacheiving, brother and son.
Likes: Skateboarding, Making Prank calls, destroying things, annoying his teacher and Principal Skinner , GoCart Racing, Krusty the Clown, Back chatting adults, Vandalising things, causing substitute teachers to quit, generaly causing Mahem, the carnival, discovering aliens, helping Homer gain 61 lbs.
Dislikes: The Flanders family, Mr Burns, George Bush, Church, going to school, doing anything constructive, French men he met on his exchange trip, doing chores, giving blood, tests.
Achievements: Discovered a comet destined to hit Springfield, discovered the 3 eyed fish Blinky, helped Homer gain 61lbs, led the entire town to think he discovered an alien, led the entire town to believe there was a boy called Timmy'O'Toole stuck down a well, worked in a berlesk house, Mistaken for a genius, Donated blood to Mr Burns, saving his life, once got a tattoe, went to France, Became famous as the 'I didn't do it boy', won an elephant called Stampy, Led a war against bully Nelson Muntz, Blew Mrs Skinner off the school toilet, spread a photo of Homer and a belly dancer around the town, was going to jump Springfield Gorge, made an collect call to Australia for $600, helped Krusty get back the ratings for his show, accidentaly got Krusty fined for tax fraud, has saved Krusty numerous occasions from SideShow Bob, got knocked out of his treehouse by Mr Burns' oil.
Talents: Skilled in many methods of revenge, practical jokes, yoyoing, deception, making things worse causing arguments and other things of that sort of nature.
Please email me at cmartini@cyberdude.com
