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This is CM's
Mr Burns
WebPage
Achievments:
His Nucleur waste has mutated a fish into a three eyed fish called 'Blinky'.
He's been shot by Maggie Simpson.
He's stolen oil from a school's oil find which cost the school thousands of dollars.
He's ran for election.
He stole Abe Simpson's fiance Jaqueline Bouvier.
Became broke and started picking up litter to recycle and eventually regained his fortune.
His oil that he pumped injured Bart and Santa's little helper as it spurted out.
Fired Homer then rehired him as safety inspector.
Hit Bart when driving his car.
Stole a trillion dollar bill.
Put his son Larry Burns up for adoption then rejected him years later when found.
Trapped in a cabin after an avalanche with Homer.
Is member 31 of the StoneCutters, later the 'No Homer's Club'.
Has been drawn nude by Marge.
Has been gave blood by Bart so he could live.
Has been mistaken for an alien
Has sexually harassed Marge.
Has sold the Plant for $100 million to Germans.
Has owned a Casino.
Was in Homers Bowling Team the 'Pin Pals'.
Been arrested for stuffing Nucleur Waste in Public Places.
Was in the HellFish Platoon in World War 2
Once tried to keep Bart as his own son.
Stole 25 Greyhounds from the Simpsons to make a tuxido.
Used to grow Germs
Had Homer as an assistant.
Wrote the autobiography 'Yes I Am A Vampire!'
Is weaker than a baby.
Please email me at cmartini@cyberdude.com
