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This is CM's
Homer Simpson
WebPage
Part in the Family : Forgetful, Stupid, Lazy, Overweight Father.
Likes: Doughnuts, Duff Beer, Bowling, TV, Berlesk Houses, Lieing on the Sofa doing nothing, Whacking Day, Lamb Chops, Moe, Bars, Lenny and Carl, Gerald Ford, Sleeping, Hammocks, Krusty Burgers.
Dislikes: The Flanders family especially Ned, Mr Burns, Homosexuals, Bart, George Bush, Grampa, Walking, Lisa refusing 25 million dollars, Moes closing down, Church, going to work, Lisa playing her sax.
Acheivements: Won a Grammy, Won the Springfield bowling award, was a Hulabulooza freak, commited to a mental hospital, Mascot for Springfield Isotopes, 'Mr Plow', Helped international terrorist Hank Scorpio, Became Springfield Boxing Champion, Voice of 'Poochie', travelled into space with NASA, Has put on over 61 lbs to become disabled.
Frequent Phrases: MMM, D'oh, Woo hoo.
Please email me at cmartini@cyberdude.com
