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This is CM's
Krusty the Clown
WebPage
Family: Father was a jewish rabbi who wanted Krusty to follow in his footsteps, (Krusty is still Jewish)
Care for others safety: Has flesh eating bacteria in his cereal packets and jagged metal 'o's. His theme park is a death trap. His summer camp leaves children injured.
Likes: Porn, Percadan, Selling Out, making money, Gambling, Smoking, Alcoholic drinks.
Looks just like a larger version of 'Handsome Pete'
Has well over 60 products named after him
Has faked his death and started a new life
Led the celebrity charity hit song 'We're sending our love down a well'.
Has been knighted by the Queen.
Went to a plastic surgeon to get a face identity change and ended up with a boob job.
Talents: Can sing, dance, ride a tiny bicycle through a loop and catch the bicycle in his mouth and swallow it, act, do stand up comedy, speak Jewish.
Please email me at cmartini@cyberdude.com
