This is CM's

'Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?'

by the Simpsons & Apu

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APU:

Whether Igloo, hut or leanto or a geodisic dome,

There's no structure I have been to,

That I'd rather call my home.

When I first arrived, you were all such jerks,

But now I've come to loooove, your quirks.

Maggie with her eyes so bright,

Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright.

Lisa can philosophize,

Bart adept at spinning lies.

Homer's a delightful fella,

Sorry 'bout the salmanella.

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

Now here's the tricky part,

Oh won't you rhyme with me?

Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

MARGE:

Their floors are sticky-mart!

LISA:

They made dad sicky-mart!

BART:

Let's hurl a bricky-mart

HOMER:

The Kwik-E-Mart is real D'oh!

FAMILY:

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

APU:

Not Me!!

 

 

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