This is CM's

The Nanny song

by Bart & Lisa

Song Page

 

LISA:

If you widh to be our sitter,

Please be sweet and never bitter,

Help us with maths and book reports.

BART:

Might I add, eat my shorts!

LISA:

If Maggie's fussy don't avoid her,

BART:

Let me get away with moider.

LISA:

Teach us songs and magic tricks,

HOMER:

might I add, no fat chicks!

LISA:

The nanny we want is kindly and sage,

HOMER:

And one who will work for minimum wage.

LISA:

Hurry nanny things look grim. . . .

GRAMPA:

I'll do it!

BART & LISA:

Anyone but him!

 

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