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SideShow Bob

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Side Show Bob was Krusty's sidekick but became a hardened criminal who spends most of his time in prison but occasionaly gets out and commits a crime.

Talents: He has an extremely flexible body, Is a brilliant singer, can withstand great amounts of pain.

Family: Has a brother called Cecil who ambition was to be a clown's sidekick. When SideShow Bob is released Cecil imploys him to help construct his Dam.

The Crimes Of SideShow Bob

SideShow Bob tried to frame Krusty the Clown for armed robbery. He dressed up as Krusty and robbed the Kwik-E-Mart when Homer was buying Ice-Cream. Bart noticed how on a CCTV video Homer stepped on SideShow Bob's toes of his extremely large feet. Krusty has normal sized feet. Bart announces his dicovery on television and Bob gets sent to prison.

 

While Bob was in prison he started a 'Prison Penpal' relationship with Selma. When he was let out of prison he proposed to Selma and they got married. While on the honeymoon Bob tries to kill Selma by filling the room full of gas so when she lights a cigarette she would be blown to death in the explosion. After watching the honeymoon video Bart releasises that Selma's about to die so they save Selma just in time and Bob gets sent back to prison.

 

Bart starts receiving death threats written in blood and works out their from SideShow Bob. Bob gets released from jail on parol. After more terrorising from Bob the FBI decides to move the Simpsons to a new secret location so Bob can't find them. Bob hides under the car so he goes with them to Cape Feare. One night he ties all of them up and is about to kill Bart when Bart asks hims to sing the HMS Pinafore because he has such a beautiful voice. As the house boat they're living in floats down stream they get closer to Springfield. Just as Bob finishes the song they hit a rock at Springfield and the cops take Bob back to prison.

 

SideShow Bob phones into a Conservative radio chat show where he gains their support to get him out of prison. Once out of prison he runs for mayor and he manipulates the townspeople into voting for him. He also rigs the election so he'd get even more votes. Bart and Lisa research how he did it and found out he rigged the election. They trick him into admiting it in court and he gets taken back to prison.

 

When the Springfield Air Show comes, Bob's grows a hatred of television. On the day of the Air Show, he sneaks out of the Minimum Security Prison and steals a bomb. He threatens that if every T.V isn't turned off then he will deternate the bomb. Once all the Tv's are abolished, Krusty goes to the emergency broadcast and shows his show from there. Outraged, Bob sets off the bomb but it gone past it's blow by date. Bob grabs Bart and they fly off in the Wright Brothers Plane to kill Krusty the Clown. The plane breaks when it hits the building and the cops take him back to jail.

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