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This is CM's
'See My Vest'
Song Page
Sung to the tune of "Be our Guest" from Beauty & The Beast
You see,
Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food.
The only thing I'm hunting for. . . .
Is an outfit that looks good.
See my Vest, See my Vest
Made from real Gorrilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
than authentic Irish Setter!
See this hat, 'twas my cat.
My evening wear, vampire bat.
These white slippers are Albino,
African Endangered Rhino.
Grizzly Bear underwear,
Turtles' neck, I've had my share.
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest.
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two . . . .
See my vest, See my Vest, See my Vest.
Like my loafers, former gophers,
It was that or skin my chauffers,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best. . .
So let's prepare these dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs!
See my Vest!
See my Vest!
Oh Please, won't you see my VEST!
Please email me at cmartini@cyberdude.com
